WOMEN AND CHILDREN, FIRST!!! WOMEN AND CHILDREN, FIRST!! NOBODY PANIC!!!! AS COMMANDER OF THE SHINSENGUMI, I WILL GET YOU ALL TO SAFETY!!! BEFRIEND THE ANIMALS AND THE ROBOTS IF YOU MUST! THEY ARE OUR KEY TO GETTING BACK TO LAND!!

OTAE-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!! I WILL CARRY YOU TO SAFETY ON MY OWN SHOULDERS!!!!


( Private to Shinsengumi )

...What is this?!!! O-OTAE-SAN'S ..... HER .....panties ...


...so many of them....

...in my room...

WHATEVER DEITY SAW FIT TO GRANT ME SUCH TREASURES ....

i love you.


[ooc: Affected; wished for Otae's panties... ]

...Toshi, Sougo, Yamazaki ... something is off today... Why do I have a cute pink dress on and a wand? ...Does this outfit make my thighs look fat!??

...Wait... everyone looks really small from up here ...

...and the breeze is suddenly very cold...


[ooc: Power-switched with Sakura. Have Card Captor Kondo for the day. He used 'The Big' card by accident to make himself grow really big so feel free to look up his frilly skirt and see his giant, hairy ass =/]

...Did all of you get lost on the way to the bathroom, too?

FEAR NOT. FOR THOSE OF US NOW CO-HABITATING IN THE CITY, I AM KONDO ISAO, COMMANDER OF THE SHINSENGUMI AND PROTECTOR OF JUSTICE AND GIRLS' PANTIES!

OTAE-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!111111 MARRY ME!!!


IT IS VALENTINE'S TODAY!!! MY LOVE FOR YOU IS BURNING BRIGHT WITH PASSION, AND THE CANDY TOLD ME YOU DON'T HATE ME!! PLEASE BEAR MY CHILDREN !!! WHO ELSE WILL LOVE MY HAIRY ASS BUT YOU !!!


[ooc: Standing outside of Otae's window, wearing this and holding a bouquet of roses and a large carton of bargain dash (i.e. Gintama Haggen Daaz knock off)... feel free to heckle the moron. YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT.]

Attention citizens!

We are under invasion by aliens! I repeat! We are under invasion by aliens!! ...and by that, I don't mean our wonderful friends, the Amanto, who happily sign my paychecks and support the Shinsengumi.

I MEAN EVIL ALIENS THAT CONTROL YOUR BODY AND YOUR MIND AND ARE LIKELY TO GO AROUND CONSUMING PEOPLE!

IF YOU SEE ANYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A PANDA, REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY!! BEWARE OF THE PANDAS!!

POSSIBLE SUSPECTS INCLUDE HIM.

FOR THE SAKE OF LURING THE PANDA'S OUT, I HAVE DISGUISED MYSELF AS THE ALIEN'S MOTHER AND AM STATIONED BY THE FOUNTAIN!

...Toshi...why do foreign toilets look funny? And why do foreign toilets have- .............

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OTAE-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111



[ooc: Stepped into a bathroom and appeared in the City >_>;]